This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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