Don't you send me to vm
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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