He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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