real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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