The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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