So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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