i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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