we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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