i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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