Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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