O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Shame is for Republicans.
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