That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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