Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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