It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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