If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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