But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
