It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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