I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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