Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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