so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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