Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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