I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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