Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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