BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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