It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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