Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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