so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize