don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm sobbing to NWA
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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