I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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