Yo dont text me then not text me
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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