This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
