Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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