New low: just hacked my moms facebook
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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