i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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