to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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