I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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