Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
21 Disappointing Confessions From Teenage Fathers
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
19 Of The Most Epic “I Quit’ Stories Ever
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....