Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.