Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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