i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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