He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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