As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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