Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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