In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just had sex bonerless
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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