So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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