if you like me you must not know who I am
The maid of honor just puked.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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