I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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