this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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