What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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