what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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