You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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