please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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