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bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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