sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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