Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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