As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again