just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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