But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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