I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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