the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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