My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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